"Nick Has an Exocet" (nickallain)
10/15/2016 at 00:50 • Filed to: None
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"Nick Has an Exocet" (nickallain)
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Are F-Types no longer cool? This thing has 452 miles on it and is nearly $17k off MSRP. Not even sure that’s enough miles for someone to fart on the seat.
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An S model with unknown mileage for $41k?
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And my ideal version: A 2015 R Coupe (only year of RWD R models in the US) with just 1,887 miles for $78988. That’s $20k off MRSP for less than 2k miles. That’s like... $10/mile of depreciation. What the what?!
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How I want to feel:
How my heart feels:
How my brain feels:
How the F-Type Feels:
You’re a bad girl.
Good girl.
Dat ass tho.
Yeahhhhhh bad girl.
Okay okay, I’ll make my own dinner. Just don’t hurt me.
Cherry_man1
> Nick Has an Exocet
10/15/2016 at 00:53 |
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Gotta be a scam.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Nick Has an Exocet
10/15/2016 at 00:53 |
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Think about even how much cheaper it will be NEXT year!
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Nick Has an Exocet
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/15/2016 at 00:59 |
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Ah yes, there’s the brain talking.
I’ve only owned one car in my life that was brand new. My friend asked me “I thought you told me that buying new was always a terrible deal.”. To which I said “I did, and I was right. But this is the only way you can ensure that you’re the only person who has ever farted on the driver’s seat and that my friend, makes the car yours truly for as long as you still love it.”
I’ll buy more used cars but there is something a little extra special about a low mile car that you know hasn’t been driven over a curb.
Chasaboo
> Nick Has an Exocet
10/15/2016 at 01:27 |
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F-Type de-pre-ci-a-tion.
That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
> Nick Has an Exocet
10/15/2016 at 07:00 |
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I briefly held a job where I moved Audi cars around the port where they come into the country, and I made a point of farting in as many as I could. It’s never too early to fart in a new car.
Tapas
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/15/2016 at 07:39 |
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That’s what I’ve been thinking every year since 2013 lol
KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
> Nick Has an Exocet
10/15/2016 at 08:33 |
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Now that I’m vacillating between an Alfa Giulia, an E60 M5, and an F-Type, I’m leaning towards the F-Type since that’s the most out of left field.
Especially when belting it around the track.
Kanaric
> Nick Has an Exocet
10/15/2016 at 12:29 |
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Weird. If only this happened with bmw m2s, 235is and 1ms.
I am not a fan of this car personally. I mean it’s sold as a sports car but it weighs as much as my mom’s old bronco. It actually is a GT car, a term that is lost on people these days. It’s pretty much a car for old men in my mind, far more so than a 911 or a corvette. Which explains why Jeremy Clarkson liked it so much. Even he said that he’s getting older and this is becoming more his kind of car now. Same market as the old XK but less obviously old man appearance.
Maybe people are waking up to this fact and that’s why the price is falling so hard?
NJAnon
> Nick Has an Exocet
10/15/2016 at 17:39 |
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Well if the presumption is there are no issues with those Jaguar listed, then who cares of the price? Let me know if they get below 50,000.
BTW if you are spending $70,000 or $350,000 on a car, please feel free to pass gas in that seat. Because that is a hard earned passing of gas and shouldn’t be held back because you may not be able to get out of the car. :P